Wine, women, spirits, and gunshots: if your party has at least three of these things then it’s probably a pretty dang good fiesta. You get bonus points if the police are called. Matching hats aren’t required, but they definitely help.
It’s a well known fact that accordions are the number one cause of fights, riots, and venereal diseases worldwide. The only reason they haven’t been banned yet is because the sudden influx of unemployed accordion players would probably cause mass hysteria. Many governments have elected to legalize accordions for personal use, but it seems like nothing can stop the mayhem caused by rogue accordion players.
I think it’s in everyone’s best interest to regulate accordion usage to private parties and events. The accordion is too powerful to be stopped, we can only hope to contain it.