Dear John, Juan, Jan, Ivan, Sean, Hans, 約翰, Jean, Johannes …
(Thanks to Travis from Zeke Mahogany for sending that one along)
Cheetah Robot Runs Faster Than Usain Bolt
That’s all very well and good, of course, because it’s a robot, fer crissakes, and robots are baseline cool, but any real scientician worth his salt would be working on a robot based on a different Olympic athlete:
(With a big hello to my Frisian friends)
The Fundamental Difference Between The Sexes: Conquering Acrophobia To Impress Potential Mates Division
MALE:
FEMALE:
(Thanks to the BSBFB’s own version of NORM!, Gerard at American Digest, for sending along the Russian vid)
You Know, If You’d Just Put Down The Controller And Go Outside, Pretty Girls Will Meet You In The Park And Shed Most Of Their Clothes
You can muff being old anytime. Be young properly now, while you still have a chance.