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If You Get Bored, You Always Have Gravity. Gravity Never Lets You Down

If You Get Bored, You Always Have Gravity. Gravity Never Lets You Down


Friction’s overrated. Ask the guy in jorts that falls off his little cart halfway through the video how he feels about friction. Friction can turn on you.

But gravity? It’s always there for you. If you absolutely must make a YouTube video, and you’re out of ammo, and you don’t have enough gas in the car to get to the gas station to get more gas to set yourself and your surroundings on fire, and you’ve already driven into the above ground pool with a camera on your head anyway, gravity is there, waiting patiently, ready to drag you down amusingly into some sort of amusing crash.

Finland, Finland, Finland. Finland Has It All

Finland, Finland, Finland. Finland Has It All


You can tell he’s from Finland, because his skin is somewhere between translucent and transparent.

This fellow should really take up dynamite juggling or tarantula wrangling or alcoholism or some other more wholesome activity. 

This Activity Needs A Name, And We’re Just The People To Give It One

This Activity Needs A Name, And We’re Just The People To Give It One


We can’t leave this to the usual suspects to name. They name all male activities pretty badly. “Football?” Come on, that’s tantamount to insinuating that placekickers are important or vaguely masculine. They shoulda named it headbonking, or concussion derby, or “I’m not holding, honest.”

We could call it sluicing. Nah. How about guttering? No, that one’s taken for the morning after Saint Patrick’s Day. Weir jumping. I like that a bit. Grinding my kayak down to a nub has too many words. Canal crashing?  Channel slamming?

I know. Ditch-it-deroo.

(Thanks to Gerard at American Digest for sending that one down the pipe)

My Money’s On The Dumb Animal. Not The Dumb Primate Animal. The Other One

My Money’s On The Dumb Animal. Not The Dumb Primate Animal. The Other One


He’s wearing a football helmet, but then again, the Saint Louis Rams don’t hit that hard.

The Borderline Sociopathic Blog For Boys does not condone pestering animals. It’s OK to kill them and eat them, but annoying them isn’t cricket. However any form of mano a mano is a fair fight, even if they don’t have manos.

(Thanks to Friend of the BSBFB Charles Schneider for sending that one along)