Forget Evel Knievel. I Found Evel Canaveral
From the Road Runner school of behavior at the edge of a gorge.
(Thanks to Mark Barsocchini for sending that one along)
If At First You Don’t Succeed… Keep Screwing Around Until You Accomplish Next To Nothing But Get To Yell WHOO! Anyway
Out of line in-line skater.
(Thanks to Pastor Jeff for sending that one along)
Missed It By… That Much
I hope that was a rental.
The Mountain Is High, The Valley Is Low
And you’re confused ’bout which way to go
So I flew here to give you a hand
And lead you into the promised land
Come on, and take a freeride