If I Had A Million Dollars, I’d Motorize You Some Furniture, Maybe A Nice Chesterfield Or An Ottoman
Hmm. Looks like a loveseat to me. We need a ruling from the judges. The “motorized couch” title is on the line, after all.
Mom, I Need Two More Quarters
Going fairly fast on a motorcycle.
Little-Known Fact: Shaolin Monks Invented Planking
Maybe it’s just me, but if I was going to take all those pointless blows to the head, I’d demand uniforms, cheerleaders, and shoe contracts. And shoes with laces, now that I think of it.
Ooh, It’s A Killer Machine — It’s Got Everything
A retired fisherman in Brasil isn’t going to let a little thing like a lack of legs keep him off the highway.
That dude deserves a soundtrack:
Am I the only person that ever noticed that Ian Gillan couldn’t carry a tune in a pail with both hands?
(Thanks to Misterarthur for sending that one along)