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Allow Me To Translate

Allow Me To Translate

Forgive me, my Danfinnwedish is a little rusty, but here goes: Ya takes yer grandmum’s walker and tack a jet engine on there and it bursts into flames now and then but what the hell, that’s just a cozy fire out here, and you grab hold of that thing while one friend holds a camera and another holds your vodka and you get shot over that lake at warp factor eleventy until the ice gives out. The End.

The Beer Bottles Are Empty, Of Course

The Beer Bottles Are Empty, Of Course

Despite this prowess, I predict the operator will dig up a fiber-optic line at least once, and interrupt my Internet service. They all do.

(Thanks to Honorary Borderline Editor M. Barsocchini for sending that one along)