Shade Tree Mechanics
Lesson one in shade tree mechanic class: Chain your engine block to the shade tree.
Lesson two: It is now easy to reach the spark plugs without hitting the fenders with the adjustable wrench.
(Thanks to Gerard at American Digest, who uses this method for dentistry as well, for sending that one along)
The Borderline Sociopathic Boy Space Program
And your mother wouldn’t let you have a BB gun.
(Thanks to Borderline regular Gerard at American Digest for blasting that our way)
The Second-And-A-Half Amendment Applies Here I Think. Quadrotor Mini-Helicopters With Machine Guns Aren’t In The Constitution
Absolutely fargin’ epic episode of FPS Russia. It’s all very well and good to equip your remote-controlled quadrotor with a HDHero camera and get some nice aerial views of your 50-50 grinds on your skateboards, but of course FPS Russia has to take it up a notch or three. Quadrotor with machine gun, coming up!
(A little salty language)
Nice to see the cash for clunkers program is still going strong there at the end. I always supected FPS Russia was an ecology nut.
(Thanks to Gerard at American Digest for sending that one along. I hear he knew several women named Charlene, and all capable of more destruction)