I love the drawl and the shakey-cam video style. It’s like a Jason Bourne movie without the exercise regimen and most of the murders. Of course the cat food inside the panty hose truck nuts bait bag is an inspired design. It must be hard for a self-proclaimed redneck to get his hands on some panty hose. No woman he knows would wear them. It’s strictly jean shorts and halter tops. And all the guys he knows are using their supply of panty hose to pull over their heads when they rob convenient stores. I doubt they could spare them for a bait trap.
I only have one question: If you’ve caught all those minnows, why bother using them to catch fish? Just eat them and be done with it.
I like this guy, he really seems like he knows what he’s talking about. I doubt he does know what he’s talking about. Few people do. But if you’re going to be wrong, be wrong at the top of your voice. Having confidence is like having good manners. If you don’t have good manners, pretend that you do. It ends up being the same thing. Fake confidence works about the same as real confidence, too.
In any case, his message rings true: nivagivup! It’s important to remember that no matter how bad things seem, they could always be worse. You could, for instance, be waist deep in frigid water yelling encouragement to no one in particular.
Nice Fish, It Would Be a Shame If Something — Happened To It
Way out East there was this fella — fella I wanna tell ya about. Fella by the name of Grayson Shepard. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. Grayson Shepard, he called himself Grayson Shepard. Now, Grayson Shepard — he didn’t make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, likewise.
I don’t know what’s stranger; the video showing two Frenchmen catching a 250-pound catfish, or the YouTube channel dedicated to catching catfish. I might just be late to the party, but I wasn’t aware of any sort of catfish subculture. I wasn’t aware of a catfish anything. I thought catfish were left alone because they spend their days eating fishy farts and empty coke cans. I wouldn’t mess with something that could eat a coke can.