Warning: The Ministry Of Silly Walks Has Moved To India And Is Now Armed With Howitzers
Every Year I Ask For A Giant Vortex Cannon For Christmas, And Every Year I Get Warm Socks Instead
Worst. Mason. Evar.
We Can Probably Close This Website Now And Just Put The Slingshot Cannon On Every Day For Eternity
Thanks to Honorary Borderline Sociopath Gerard at American Digest for sending that one along)