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Here’s To You, Mr. Amateur Firefighter

Here’s To You, Mr. Amateur Firefighter

Amateur. The word is based on the Latin root word for love. You do it for love. Word’s been debased now. Half-assed is how people perceive the word now. I woulda done this, and you shoulda done that. The person holding the camera had a hint of backseat driver about them, mocking the firemen that show up after the rescue’s done. To paraphrase Teddy Roosevelt:

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat or HOW TO TURN A GODDAMNED CAMERA SIDEWAYS WHEN FILMING.

Thinking About Skimming The Pool? It Needs It

Thinking About Skimming The Pool? It Needs It


Mad skills exhibited by this firefighting helo pilot. Honestly, how do you get that good at that? I mean, you have to start somewhere, sitting in the cockpit asking an instructor, “What does this button do?” How do you survive long enough to get good? You’re only allowed one OOPS, and that’s it.

Maybe this maneuver is no big deal for this dude, and he’s really, really good at flying helicopters. Maybe he could open your beer with the tip of the rotor if you were sunning yourself poolside, but he doesn’t want to show off. Maybe he’s texting and eating a sandwich while he’s filling that bag with water from the pool. Maybe he’s drunk.

Maybe not.