When My Son Was Three, A Neighbor Who Had Banned All Toy Guns From Their House Handed Him A Barbie Doll. He Bent It Over At The Waist, Pointed Barbie’s Head At Her, And Said: BANG BANG
I’m trying to work up a joke involving “Power Steering,” but it’s not working out too well. Maybe I’ll switch to “Rich, Corinthian Leather” and try again.