I Think There’s Supposed To Be A Dog In The Boat To Catch The Frisbee. But Maybe That’s Just Me
(Thanks to the big-hearted Vanderleun for sending that one along)
I’m A Borderline Sociopathic Boy, So I Think They Should Build Another One Of These Things, Then Race Them
Hint of mullet there, Clarkson.
(Thanks to Charles Schneider for sending that one along)
The Good News? You Had The Fastest Time. The Bad News: When You Started, You Were Towing A Waterskiier
The Borderline Boy Understands The Pythagorean Theorem
You know, I’ve been known to list to port a bit myself after a visit to the grog-shop.
(Thanks to our friends at Ethereal Land for sending that one along)