Just Tell Mom You’re Saving Up To Buy A Bicycle

Don’t tell her it’s a Harley-Davidson “bicycle.” And don’t wear pants with flappy pantlegs or you’ll end up beside yourself when you end up behind yourself.
[From the fascinating: Motorcycles of the Twentieth Century]
Offerings To The God Of Speed
Ah. So Much Borderline Blog For Boys Behavior In One Place
First, we ride motorcycles hands-free, standing on the seat, wearing only a muslin cap for head protection. Then we figure out how an automobile differential works. If only they had all eaten an earthworm at the end, it would have been perfection.
