As Soon As This Baby Hits 88 Miles Per Hour — It Becomes A Felony Offense
This guy really seems to have the whole getaway part of his getaway down pat, it’s what happens afterward that needs some work. Last time I checked, posting a video of yourself committing a crime to the vast network of tubes that is the Intertunnel, isn’t a very bright idea. Then again, nothing that happened in the video is a very bright idea, so I’ll let it slide. The police, however, won’t let it slide, and I imagine that they’re going to want to have a little chat with our speed-racer friend once they get a load of this video.
It’s okay though, I promise not to tell if you won’t tell. We all know how well the Intertunnel can keep a secret, so this guy is safe.