Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the miniature Batman crossbow.
Honestly, I’d rather learn where to find a Catwoman. Julie Newmar Catwoman preferred. I’ll settle for a Bat signal. Go ahead, lens dude, I’m listening. But it better reach low-flying clouds, or it’s just a flashlight.
My name is Rex, and if you study with my eight-week program you will learn a system of self defense that I developed over two season of fighting in the octagon. It’s called Rex Kwon Do!
At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you’re gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here? Take a look at what I’m wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I’m a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it! Now, for only $300 you can sign up right now — for my eight-week program.
Or you can buy a bat-suit and let your friends beat the hell out of you for giggles.
Holy cow, aspiring filmmakers Derek Kwok and Henri Wong made a Batman movie using 1/6 scale action figures (They’re not dolls, mom! They’re action figures!)and a whole lot of ingenuity. It ain’t Shakespeare, but it’s all right.
Derek and Henri’s Facebook page called Parabucks