I Drink Beer To Make All Men Interesting And All Women Pretty
(Many thanks to Borderline Boy Casey Klahn for sending this one along)
Borderline Sociopathic Boy: Too Much Time On My Hands Division
Josh Womack is a major league minor leaguer, don’t you think?
I’m Kind Of A Big Deal
I know you and your son were presidents, but I hit three home runs in a World Series game.
Twice.
Right Field’s An Out !
But nowhere else ever is.