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The Practical Aspects Of The Borderline Sociopathic Life

The Practical Aspects Of The Borderline Sociopathic Life

It’s not all fun and games here at the Borderline Blog for Boys. While things like bungie jumping off Niagara Falls while lighting firecrackers and shooting clay targets with an over/under while coloring outside the lines is undoubtedly an important part of any boy’s education, that’s not the end of it. Practical matters must be addressed. So just in case World War One breaks out again, the always-prepared Borderline Boy should learn how to start an S.E. 5a.

Deuced difficult, those Hispano-Suiza engines.

Excuse Me, Stewardess; I Speak Awwwwwstralleon.

Excuse Me, Stewardess; I Speak Awwwwwstralleon.

I’m not sure, but I think Bruce said that he and Bruce and the other guy named Bruce first needed to insert the johnson boom into the drambuie, and then the platypus gaff had to be heated up and struck against the velvet hammer repeatedly. Then they couldn’t take the sound of one another’s fricatives and glottals any more and put on earmuffs. Then they flew a tiny airplane with a V-2 buzzbomb pulsejet motor on it, which they said they stole from the Nazis back when they annexed Australia.

I think.