Sometimes You Let Go Because A Swim Is Nicer
(Thanks to Charles Schneider, who’s hanging on by his fingernails just like the rest of us, for sending that one along)
Little Known Fact: Chuck Norris Wears Chuck Testa Pajamas
If you’re visibly inebriated, and need your cross-eyed leopard stuffed, Chuck Testa’s your man. I wouldn’t eat a hamburger at his house for all the tea in China, though.
(Thanks to Honorary Borderline Sociopath Gerard Vanderleun for sending that one along)
Yay! Audi Crankshaft Porn!
I’ll take two.
The Essential Difference Between Men And Women. Lesson One: Advertising
Shave and get drunk! Indeed. Just don’t do it in the opposite order, or we’ll be reading about you in the papers tomorrow.