Listen, Base Jumper…
I served with Wile E. Coyote. I knew Wile E. Coyote. I sold anvils to Wile E. Coyote. I co-signed on Wile E. Coyote’s line of credit at Acme Corporation. I was Wile E. Coyote’s personal trainer. I lent Wile E. Coyote my supply of dehydrated boulders. Wile E. Coyote was a friend of mine. Base Jumper, you’re no Wile E. Coyote.
(Thanks to Gerard at American Digest for firing that one at us)