Hey Rocky, Watch Me Pull A Swingset Outa My Hat. Nothing Up My Sleeve…
That trick never works.
Park ranger with bolt cutters and nerves of steel.
Everything Can Be Improved By Adding Robots. Even Soccer
Robots!
OK, that’s pretty cool. But where are the laser beams comin’ out of their eyes, and the rockets blastin’ out of their sleeves, and the nerve gas exhalations and the pain rays? I mean, really, people; the key to any sport is defense.
I’m Bustin’ Outa Here, See?
Coming Soon from Disney: The Longest Yard Of The Green Birdman Of The Harry Alcatraz Papillon Shawshank Hand Luke Come Home
(Thanks to Travis Kurtz for sending that one along)