Real Men Don’t Build Ships In A Bottle For A Hobby
Real men get fools to remove the wheel chocks on the Sopwith Camel they built and then fly around with a Supermarine Spitfire.
A Real Man Isn’t Afraid To Pilot A Flying Massage Table
You Can Never Win…
… if you’re not allowed to lose. Pull.
Guns Are Scary
Not as scary as a spelling pop-quiz, or eating broccoli, or stuff like that, though.