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Pro Tip: Never Tailgate a Rhino

Pro Tip: Never Tailgate a Rhino

Additional tips include:

  • Don’t tickle a rhino
  • Don’t denigrate a rhino’s mother
  • Don’t borrow money from a rhino and neglect to pay it back
  • Don’t walk on a rhino’s lawn
  • Don’t eat at a rhino’s restaurant and leave without paying
  • Don’t date a rhino’s daughter and keep her out late

And the number one rhino tip: Don’t mention the nose

(Thanks to old friend HJ Briscoe for sending that one along)

A Sorta Happy New Year To One And All From The BSBFB!

A Sorta Happy New Year To One And All From The BSBFB!

Let’s face it. New Year’s Eve 2020 should be filed under ‘socks for Christmas.’ Let’s take a stagger down memory lane for all the New Year’s Eve celebrations from 1975 to 2019. They were all proper celebrations. Nothing but public drunkenness and good wishes for your fellow citizens. Happy New Year to one and all from the BSBFB! And try not to slobber on too many strangers.

Epic Snow Removal

Epic Snow Removal

Get any snow yesterday? The meteorologist was predicting a blizzosnowiceopocalypse. If you’re from the southerly latitudes, and don’t know how we do it up north, here’s an example of how everyone in Maine shovels their driveway. Except everyone in Maine has their driveway plowed, except for the 70 percent of the population who plow driveways for a living, who plow their own.