I heard that they’ll be logging into a Windows Vista computer in the next Mission Possible movie. It’ll be super intense. After they boot it up, they’ll have to choose whether they want to login as the admin or if they want to make a guest account. Things get a bit hairy when they can’t remember the password to the admin account, and they need to boot up the computer in safe mode.
This video makes me feel old, and for all the wrong reasons. I haven’t seen a picture-a-day until-I-look-really-different video since I was at an age where it was still acceptable to poop myself and giggle inanely. Although, very little about me has changed since then. I still remember those days fondly. High school was a very good time for me.
Dear god — it’s horrible. It’s hideous. It’s — vertical. We live in an age of rocket-cars and hover-boards, you people should know how to operate a cameraphone at this point. I’d write my congressman to complain about this, but his secretary told me that she’ll call the cops if I write him any more letters.
Are you feeling zen today? I don’t think you’re at peace with your inner self. When was the last time you tried watching a video about how pens are made? I think you should give it a try. Using the pen itself might help too. No, clicking a retractable pen for hours on end won’t make you feel better about your mortgage, estranged family, anthrax exposure, or looming societal collapse — but it might help.