Pythons Ripped My Flesh
Now that’s what I call taking a bite to the face like a man. Leave it to our dear friend Steve Irwin to get a chunk of his cheek taken out, and then react to it like it was an unexpected kiss. As he said, pythons have no fangs, and no venom so he’s in no danger whatsoever. Except of course for that whole face biting thing, that seems a bit dangerous.
I feel much worse for the snake though. The poor thing probably broke all it’s teeth bouncing off of Steve Irwin’s iron cheekbone. If that slithery fellow isn’t careful he might make Steve angry, and no snake wants an angry crocodile hunter on their tail. Try getting away when you have six feet of Australian using you as a rather fancy boomerang.