Some Day My Prince Will Come. He Will Bring Popcorn
Look, guys, fellas, listen up; chicks seriously lie.
That’s what they do. They lie and they lie and they lie. They will tell you anything to get what they want. Don’t mistake this for an evil streak. There is an evil streak, don’t get me wrong. But it’s over there on the other side of the phrenology chart. The lying is a form of mercy. They lie to us because that’s all we men can handle.