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Just Another Day In Las Vegas

Just Another Day In Las Vegas

At first I thought that this was from a sketch comedy show, or it was a parody of some sort, or it was scripted and everyone was just playing along. Then I came to the sad realization that it was a real thing that happened and these are vaguely real people. At one point in time there was a crazed midget wandering the streets of Las Vegas, and for one reason or another he was detained by the local authorities. This video was probably broadcast on national television before being plastered all over the Intertunnel, which is even more troubling.

 Personally, I wouldn’t have it any other way. I just wish someone told me sooner.

Dude — What?

Dude — What?

I can do that, I just don’t want to.

I can do a quadruple back flip from a standing position, I’m just not motivated. I could tame a heard of wild Bengal Tigers using only my good looks and musk, but I’m not going to. The world isn’t ready for me yet, but I’ll be back tomorrow.

SpongeBob Isn’t Going To Take Your Crap, Dude

SpongeBob Isn’t Going To Take Your Crap, Dude

When you get your ass handed to you by SpongeBob and Mickey Mouse you really need to rethink you life choices.

It’s sort of like an intervention, but with more blood and pummeling and less talking about your feelings. The universe is telling you to stop hitting golf balls off the top of your dreary apartment complex into the equally dreary kindergarten next door. It may have seemed like a good idea at the time, but the bad karma associated with assaulting toddlers with sporting equipment is comparable to a minor war crime. If this guy doesn’t stop whatever it is he’s doing to upset the universe, Felix the Cat is going to rise from the nether and blow off his kneecaps with a 12 gauge.

God help him if Tweety Bird gets involved; they’ll be finding bits of him on the side of the highway for the next decade.

(Many thanks to the one and only Charles Schneider for sending this along.)