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The Borderline Boy Occasionally Gets Kinda Ripe, And Needs A Good Rinsing Off

The Borderline Boy Occasionally Gets Kinda Ripe, And Needs A Good Rinsing Off


Coasties have to practice dragging your sorry ass out of the ocean, you know. I was sorta hoping they were going to go way out to sea, and throw the Black Eyed Peas overboard, but they threw the Crash Test Dummies overboard instead. To each his own.

[Thanks to Gerard at American Digest for bobbing on over and leaving that in our inbox]