Pro Tip: Never Tailgate a Rhino
Additional tips include:
- Don’t tickle a rhino
- Don’t denigrate a rhino’s mother
- Don’t borrow money from a rhino and neglect to pay it back
- Don’t walk on a rhino’s lawn
- Don’t eat at a rhino’s restaurant and leave without paying
- Don’t date a rhino’s daughter and keep her out late
And the number one rhino tip: Don’t mention the nose
(Thanks to old friend HJ Briscoe for sending that one along)
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You forget the current number one no-no.
Never, ever, ask if you can touch a Black Rhino’s hair.