Pistols at sunrise is so 18th century. Rapiers in the courtyard while seconds look on is all well and good if you’re in Heidelberg, but that won’t cut it in China. If you want to decide who’s the Top Dog, the Big Cheese, el jefe — you’re going to need to show up with some serious equipment.

Construction equipment, at that. Front end loaders at dawn! It has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it? And no need to limit yourself to a duel. Two men enter the street, one man leaves has a nice ring to it, but as a spectator I prefer a free-for-all, tag team kinda thing.

Chinese construction. Serious business.