I don’t think they should go any further with this robotics business, I’ve seen the majority of Terminator Two and I’m pretty sure I know what comes after robot trashcans. The trashcans and the Roombas start colluding, conspiring, and other nasty words. Then you wake up one day to find your floors are all dirty, and there’s trash everywhere because the robots have revolted and taken control of the downstairs bathroom. Now you have to sweep the floors yourself like some kind of animal, and you can only use the upstairs bathroom. I mean, what if you have guests over and multiple people want to use the bathroom at once? Where will you be then?

I say, the sooner we go back to hiring street urchins to do our bidding the better. At least guttersnipes will simply try to smother you in your sleep instead of embarrass you in front of your friends and family.