Sometimes, there’s a man — I won’t say a hero, because what’s a hero? But sometimes there’s a man. And I’m talking about this Dude here — sometimes there’s a man who, well, he’s the man for his time and place. He fits right in there; and that’s this Dude, gettin’ his groove on.

And even if he’s a lazy man — and this Dude was certainly that; quite possibly the laziest in New York State, which would place him high in the running for laziest worldwide — but sometimes there’s a man. Sometimes there’s a man… Well, I lost my train of thought here. But — aw hell, he broke his groove.