One Does Not Simply Boogaloo Into Morder One Does Not Simply Boogaloo Into Morder April 25, 2011 aubuchon My bad; I guess you can.
Maybe there’d be fewer wars if we just trained all our troops like this. If they lived through the workout, they’d never want to fight again…or do much of anything, for that matter.
That was wonderful — in the usual weird Japanese way. Now we understand why Gondor was slowly losing to Mordor. Sauron was recruiting armies, while Boromir was practicing for “Middle Earth’s Got Talent.”
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Maybe there’d be fewer wars if we just trained all our troops like this.
If they lived through the workout, they’d never want to fight again…or do much of anything, for that matter.
You could put an eye out like that!
There are some things that can’t be unseen…
That was wonderful — in the usual weird Japanese way.
Now we understand why Gondor was slowly losing to Mordor. Sauron was recruiting armies, while Boromir was practicing for “Middle Earth’s Got Talent.”
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