The election results are in from the Uncanny Valley, but the race is still too close to call. All we know is that Mike Tyson is trailing badly among voters in the “Excuse me, say what?” demographic. Trump’s righteous bass lines supply a rock-solid constituency to draw upon, but Kim’s over the top shredding style is a hit in the eastern precincts.
Sometimes, you don’t get the hero you want. You get the hero you need. The world needs more recycled metal, apparently.
Check him out. He’s got a cape, so you know he’s a hero. A guitar hero, if you will. The rest of his outfit doesn’t really mesh, but hey, you can never go wrong with black socks and toddler shorts.
My name is Luna Gayageum and if you study with my eight-week program you will learn a system of playing the Gayageum that I developed over two seasons of fighting in the octagon. It’s called Luna Gayageum Do! After one week with me in my eight-week program, you’ll be prepared to play the Gayageum with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.