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A Sorta Happy New Year To One And All From The BSBFB!

A Sorta Happy New Year To One And All From The BSBFB!

Let’s face it. New Year’s Eve 2020 should be filed under ‘socks for Christmas.’ Let’s take a stagger down memory lane for all the New Year’s Eve celebrations from 1975 to 2019. They were all proper celebrations. Nothing but public drunkenness and good wishes for your fellow citizens. Happy New Year to one and all from the BSBFB! And try not to slobber on too many strangers.

Saint Patrick’s Day Fails

Saint Patrick’s Day Fails

Well. There’s a reason my Irish friends and I used to call Saint Patrick’s Day “Amateur Hour.” Any day set aside on the calendar to act completely out of character generally ends in tears. I mean, picture “You’re a Rodeo Clown” day, or maybe, “Knife Throwing Can’t Be That Hard de Mayo,” or the “Scuba Diving Just This Once” celebration. That’s basically what Saint Patrick’s Day is to the average person.

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