I don’t even have any good skills, dad. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, oscillator hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!
What I try to tell you? This country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the Wonder Bread. It gives you the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the woman. That’s why you gotta make your own moves.
Ah, life before public schools drugged anyone who acted vaguely male into a stupor.