October 9th is Leif Erikson Day! I’ve been waiting all year for this one. I’ve been working on my parade float for months. It’s mostly covered with the skulls of my vanquished enemies. Don’t worry, I’ve also got big stew pots for boiling lambs and missionaries, and tubs of barley porridge for everyone!
Leif Erikson Day is the perfect day to go where you please, and amuse yourself in any way you see fit when you get there. And by arriving 22 days early, you can plunder all the Halloween candy before all the nerds in Star Wars costumes get it. Hinga dinga durgen!