That dude can flat-out stripe. I said, dude can stripe. I SAID, THE DUDE CAN STRIPE. WHAT? I SAID THAT THE DUDE COULD STRIPE. STRIPE. HE CAN STRIPE, I SAID.
ROBERT IS HIS NAME.
I SAID, HE SAID HIS NAME WAS ROBERT.
WHO’S THE CAT THAT WON’T COP OUT? WHEN THERE’S STRIPING ALL ABOUT? ROBERT! CAN YOU DIG IT?
He’s a complicated man, but no one understand him but his woman. That’s because he turns it off when he goes home. Well, I think he does. Like I said, he’s a complicated man. Anything’s possible with a Linelazer 3900.
[Thanks to Johnny Glendale for sending that one along. I SAID, THANKS TO JOHNNY GLENDALE… Oh, never mind]